And now you have no excuse

And now I will post 100 things I dislike. I no specific order- 100.) alarm clocks 99.) loud sudden noises 98.) my cities police 97.) my pastor 96.) hierarchy (especially among children in school) 95.) self righteousness 94.) being sick 93.) anything involving brokencyde 92.) my hair blonde 91.) my hair blue 90.) not wearing my glasses 89.) wearing a ponytail 88.) having long nails 87.) shorts with a tank top 86.) bad makeup 85.) when people don't obey the yesterday rule 84.) mosquitos 83.) train whistles 82.) rain during the day 81.) algebra 80.) my hands cramping up randomly 79.) writers block 78.) stuttering 77.) dandruff 76.) the number sixty-nine 75.) judge Judy 74.) itches you just can't seem to reach 73.) turning into a vampire on Skyrim every other time I fight vampires 72.) being up so late 71.) school 70.) homework 69.) grrrrr 68.) not being able to play instruments 67.) not being able to sing 66.) not being able to find a job 66.) the fact that I know all these are such first world problems 65.) sirens 64.) bad breath 63.) really gory movies 62.) really sappy love stories that are retarded and make me wanna vomit 61.) my pets shedding 60.) waking up early 59.) being woke up period, I like to wake up on my own time. 58.) mcdonalds 99% of the time 57.) Wendy's french fries 56.) when you get a strand of hair in your mouth 55.) when you get an eyelash in your eye! 54.) my messy room 53.) washing dishes 52.) wearing skirts 51.) wearing hosiery 50.) when a limb falls asleep 49.) stubbing my toe 48.) having my brother asking me to play my ps3 24/7 47.) football season over here where I live 46.)living at home 45.) sunburn 44.) 50% of me hates camping 43.) preteens 42.) the fact I live near a race track 41.)that my town is nice, however people ruin it 40.)getting soap in my eyes 39.) how racist my family is 38.) my cold hands 37.) horrid parents 36.) over baring parents 35.) stereotypical cheerleaders 34.) wii 33.) l.a.noire 32.) meth 31.) winter 30.) spaghetti straps 31.) capped sleeves 30.) asparagus 29.) confrontation 28.) social gatherings 27.) gun shots 26.) being yelled at 25.) having anyone upset with me24.) newports 23.) rap music 24.) 'screamo' 23.) shitty music in general 22.) cramps 21.) clustered holes. 20.) Skrillex 94% of the time 19.) job market 18.) the smell of cotton 17.) when my dog licks me 16.) fighting with siblings 15.) when my niece is grouchy 14.) the fact no one will get chipotle with me 13.) dr.pepper 12.) my sciatica 11.) stupidity (even though I'm made of it) 10.) a lot of my past 9.) squidbillies 8.) being away from my mom for too long 7.) my stinky feet 6.) my lack of knowledge and wisdom 5.) getting thrown off a sleeping schedule 4.) stuffy noses 3.) headaches 2.) when i miss someone  1.) people touching my arms. *BONUS* ladybugs Salutations fellow literates